OkCupid.com: Take Ape-Monkey!!

Their result for The Which Kind of Primate Are You Test ...

Ape-Monkey!!

55 Ape, 41 Old Wrld Monkey, 5 New Wrld Monkey, 23 Lemur

You are a menacing Ape-Old World Monkey hybrid! I say menacing because Old World Monkeys are can be a cranky bunch and they have the ability to do serious harm. They are cunning and intelligent monkeys with large sharp canines and sharp nails. Mostly, these monkeys are male dominated, hence the violence. Apes are also usually male dominated, but they are more empathetic and family oriented. The male gorilla, for instance, will protect his family to the death. Apes contribute the capacity to make tools, to make war, and yet also to act altruistically and heroically.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 55% on Ape, higher than 51% of your peers.
They scored 41% on Old Wrld Monkey, higher than 91% of your peers.
They scored 5% on New Wrld Monkey, higher than 3% of your peers.
They scored 23% on Lemur, higher than 63% of your peers.

All possible test results

Chimera!

You scored about evenly in all categories, making you a primate chimera! You have desires and traits of a variety of primates - You could be a super primate with a deadly combination of the lemur's to... Read more

Lemur!

You are a fluffy, cutie pie lemur! Found only on the island of Madagascar, your kind possess a host of neato traits lost to other primates such as night vision and good sense of smell. And some cool o... Read more

New World Monkey!

You are a rambunctious New World Monkey! Out of all the primates, your group is the only one with species that possess the most awesomest of traits - the prehensile tail! Typically small, most New Wor... Read more

Monkey-Lemur!

You are a new world monkey-lemur hybrid! Since these two groups of primates are rather similar, this probably isn't a problem for you. Both are typically small, arboreal (tree-dwelling), and both cont... Read more

Old World Monkey!

You are a fang sporting, intrepid Old World Monkey! Native to Africa and Asia only, your kind the most closely related the ape species. Typically, males are larger than females and sport large canines... Read more

Monkey-Lemur!!

You are an old world monkey-lemur hybrid! These groups differ in almost every way - old world monkeys are male dominated while lemurs are female dominated. Old world monkeys are medium sized and have ... Read more

Monkey!

You are a cross between the old world and new world monkeys! These two groups are similar to the untrained eye, but they possess traits are easy to distinguish. For one, the nose of old world monkeys ... Read more

Chimera!!

Ape!

You are a tree swinging, ass shakin ape! Humans are members of this group, though we do not possess the strength or agility of the other apes. We do share such traits as a rotating shoulder (allowing ... Read more

Ape-Lemur

You are an Ape-Lemur abomination! Well, possibly. You combine the most extreme traits of the primate world - tiny vs large, instinct vs intelligence, brief offspring care vs extended, involved care...... Read more

Ape-Monkey!

You are a kooky Ape-New World Monkey hybrid! You combine the curious, excitable nature of the New World Monkey with the intelligence and emotion of the Apes. You can be either tree-dwelling like most ... Read more