The Elitist Romantic Compatability Test

All possible test results

Degenerate Tool

I hate you. I hope you die a slow and painful death. You have horrible taste, and you are not even remotely sexy. Read more

Idiot

You're an idiot, but you're at least somewhat sexy. I might screw you if I were drunk. Read more

Barbie

You're sexy, but you're dumber than a box of rocks. I'd screw you, but I wouldn't tell anyone about it. Read more

Not my type

You're extremely sexy, but you're also a total idiot. I'd fuck you, and admit to it, but I wouldn't call you the next day. Read more

Lame

You're less intelligent than most, but you're also just not sexy. We might be able to be friends, if you keep your mouth shut and pay for everything when we hang out. Read more

Average

You're too mediocre for me. You're likely a pop-culture whore with little mind of your own. Read more

Above average

You're not too stupid, and you're reasonably sexy. We can be friends. Read more

Pretty cool

If you were smarter, I'd date you. We can be friends, and we can sleep together when we're drunk. Read more

Friend-worthy.

You're smart enough to be my friend, maybe. Too bad you're completely unattractive. Read more

Average

You're too mediocre for me. You're likely a pop-culture whore with little mind of your own. Read more

Above Average

You're pretty smart, and you're reasonably sexy. We can be friends. Read more

Dateable

You're extremely sexy, and you're pretty smart to boot. Call me some time. Read more

Good Friend

You'd make a great friend, but I don't think we could ever get naked together. Read more

Possibility

You're really smart, but your sexual apetite may be a little tame for me. We'll see what we can do. Read more

Nearly perfect

You're close to perfection. We should talk. Read more

Perfect!

You're absolutely perfect in every way. We should get together soon. Lets elope. Read more