Their result for The Children Test ...

Perfect Parent!

You scored 98 Listening, 93 Caring, and 93 Responsive!

Either you've lied or you're a saint! You listen, you care, and you respond in the best ways. Are you willing to adopt a 27 year old woman? No? Dammit! You've got to be a parent already and if you aren't, when you do become one, you'll be great! Keep up the excellent work!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Listening Distribution

    They scored 98% on Listening, higher than 95% of your peers.

  • Caring Distribution

    They scored 93% on Caring, higher than 55% of your peers.

  • Responsive Distribution

    They scored 93% on Responsive, higher than 66% of your peers.

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The Puppy Kicker

Not only should you be sterilized, we should take away your right to have kitties, puppies, or anything else cute. You're evil! But I bet you knew that already! Read more

Child Psychologist

You're one of those people that don't want kids, but think you know how to raise them. Keep practicing. Maybe one day you'll graduate from boiled egg to a bag of flour in your sex-ed class. Read more

Babysitter

You care about children, but aren't quite ready for any of your own. You'd rather play with them and then send them back to their parents. Read more

Getting there...

You're pretty decent at caring for and responding to children, but there is still room for improvement! Instead of talking over the children, try listening to them every now and then! They really do... Read more

Kid at heart

You listen to children, but do you really HEAR them? You don't seem to really care about them and you tend to make all the wrong choices. You'd make a great aunt or uncle, but I don't really see kid... Read more

HUH?!?

You listen, you respond in the best ways, but you just don't give a fuck! Amazing! I didn't think there would be ANYONE in this category! Read more

The Child Sensitive

You listen, you care, but like in your own life, you don't always do what is best for your child. You're one of the push-overs. While you will have a pretty decent relationship with your child, it w... Read more

Perfect Parent!

Either you've lied or you're a saint! You listen, you care, and you respond in the best ways. Are you willing to adopt a 27 year old woman? No? Dammit! You've got to be a parent already and if yo... Read more

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