Their result for The Would I Wanna Jump You Test ...

More than normal

You scored 57 Hotness

You are somewhat hot- but your lack of lustiness lets you down. Possibly you're a bit of a thinker rather than a doer. Possibly. I'm not sure. I suspect you aren't sure either.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Hotness Distribution

    They scored 57% on Hotness, higher than 36% of your peers.

All possible test results

Sexual Booger

You are just plain gross. You're about as sexy as cold meatloaf. No, less so. I'm frightened. It's pointless to elaborate- you're are iredeemable. Read more

Evolved Booger

You have got some good points but they're particularly hard to discover. You're callous and unoriginal but possibly aware that you're alive. Maybe that isnt such a good thing after all. Read more

Whatever

You are about as hot as lukewarm chicken soup. You have got a few things going for you- but it simply isnt enough. Read more

Acceptable

You're acceptable in a general sense but you're certainly not hot. Not even tepid, sorry, but not quite a waste of oxygen. Read more

Normal

You're mediocre in most ways: not repulsive but certainly not earth shakingly appealing. You'd probably make some a nice spouse, partner, toyboy, mistress or what have you for someone. But that person... Read more

More than normal

You are somewhat hot- but your lack of lustiness lets you down. Possibly you're a bit of a thinker rather than a doer. Possibly. I'm not sure. I suspect you aren't sure either. Read more

Luke warm

You're hot in many ways but ultimately the spark just aint there. Perhaps you're bitter, perhaps you're pre-occupied. Perhaps perhaps perhaps. Read more

Maybe baby

You're pretty damn sexy, but not quite. For some reason you're not quite engaged to the point that you have enough impact to truely float my boat. You'd make a good mate, fuck buddy or handbag. Read more

Almost there

You are definitely sexy like chocolate. It's reassuring that you're not quite ideal- nobody's perfect and you're certainly not. Possibly you are a little too safe- which is 'nice' but not totally eart... Read more

Hunk of burning love

Wow, you're insatiable. You are so damn hot traffic stops in the street for you. It's pointless to elaborate- and you know it. You are almost so sexy it's unreal. Perhaps it is. Read more

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