The How Will You Be Robbed Test

All possible test results

Somethin'

This was a really hard one to figure out. You scored low in how much you care about money, you don't really care for nature, and you're not too safe but you hate to travel. I just picture crack-head... Read more

Somethin' Else

You know how they say curiosity killed the cat? Well, sometimes, curiosity also nets the cat a lot of money. While you were out, a cat broke into your house, got on your computer, and hacked all you... Read more

Category 3

Sitting at your computer, surrounded in your cage of barred windows and triple dead-bolt locked doors, you feel perfectly safe. However, you happen to live in a haunted house...a house that used to b... Read more

Sucks for You

Traveling through Amsterdam with a few good friends, your well planned...plan for the day leads your group to the cities various cafes. After sampling a few of the tastier flavors, your wallet, in a ... Read more

Socks

Your apartment is adorned with plants, ferns, roses, forget-me-nots, vines, you even converted an extra room into a garden of sorts. You have such a green thumb, you could grow a jungle in the middle... Read more

Title

Ah Nepal...its soaring peaks, majestic landscape, and aura of spirituality, you feel refreshed and you start thinking, perhaps the world isn't as bad as it seems. In the middle of that thought, a gan... Read more

'nother Category

You end up living in a wonderful little town. The type of place where everyone knows everyone else, no one locks their doors or windows. Your house is surrounded by wide open fields, carpeted with w... Read more

It's True I Tell Ya!

You and some friends are laying on a hill, watching the clouds roll by. Talking, smoking a joint or 5, you're completely relaxed, you feel like you're connected to everything. You don't have a care ... Read more

Where's my house?

Ah money, you love it. You prefer it more then anything else. So the following might make you cry so you might just want to stop reading now. Ok? Gone yet? Still reading? Fine, but I warned you.... Read more

FISH!

While diving off the coast of the Florida Keys, a school of sharks steals your boat. Yeah, it's short, I know. They all can't be well thought out. Read more

Ummm...too many

It's a slow day at the bank, and while you're standing there, gossiping about that slutty chic (you know the one) all of a sudden, the coins jump to life. First they start forming things like headpho... Read more

Category 12

You invent a way to make dollar bills grow into dollar bill trees. With your vast wealth, you move your family to England and buy the most intact castle you can find. You know that nothing can get b... Read more

Category 2,745

While camping, you get abducted by aliens. After a series of painful, inhuman, indescribable tests, they return you to your campsite. Though, they steal your clothes; Old Navy is all the rage on the... Read more

Category 14

On a month long trip to the Amazon, you and your group come across a troop of Chimpanzees. You watch each other for a few minutes and then go your separate ways. Suddenly, you're attacked by a group... Read more

BUNNIES!!!!

While digging in your garden, doing all the normal everyday whatnot to get rid of snails and badgers and whatever else gardeners do, you come across a chest full of Spanish Doubloons. Knowing you've ... Read more

Soup

You know how to protect your money, whether you're in some weird place like Indiana, or taking a leisurely stroll through downtown Baghdad, you never have to worry. Too bad you live in 1929 and are a... Read more