The Homosexual Test

All possible test results

Typical Texan

Wow. You REALLY don't like gayness do you? By any chance do you have a slack jaw or a shotgun? How about 10 kids and an ugly wife? Do you feed your kids roadkill? Sorry, I'm just very stereotypical. Y... Read more

Straight As Shit

Well, you ARE. Shit is shit. A spade is a spade. An egg is an egg. A gay is a gay. You make no bones about your sexual preference. You're religious aren't you? Come on, 'fess up. We know deep down you... Read more

Curious

You're straight, but you sometimes wonder what it would be like to experiment. Are you sure of your sexual preference? Go on, admit it. You want fanny fun and cock canoodling, don't you? Admit it. We ... Read more

Closet Hider

Come on out now. We won't make fun of you. There are a lot of gay people in the world. No, don't go back in. Fine, go back in. But your life will be more fulfilling if you just be honest. No, say it f... Read more

Gay And Proud

Yes, it's kind of obvious you're gay. Don't even bother hiding it. You'll just embarrass yourself and partner which you undoubtedly have. You've pre-booked tickets for next year's Mardi Gras, haven't ... Read more

Too Gay To Be True

Are you some kind of drag queen? Or are you just taking the piss? You are probably the most gay person I've met. Do you understand the concept of an opposite sex? Read more

Uber-Gay

You break all the rules of physics. You're so bent, you are an angle off the scale. You have been declared physically impossible by many scientists and physicists. Compared to other gays, you are a ne... Read more