Their result for The Thought Criminal Test ...

Prole

You are 47% Thought Criminal!

The Party does not consider you a threat. Desperate thought criminals think that if there is any hope for the future, the proles must rise up and break their chains of oppression. You are probably too concerned about toiling your life away just to scrape together a meager existence to have entertained any thought about rebellion. Be careful not to get hit by one of the Eastasians' steamers. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia. Eurasia has always been allied with Oceania.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • thoughtcrime Distribution

    They scored 47% on thoughtcrime, higher than 17% of your peers.

All possible test results

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You are the very personification of totalitarianism. All good citizens love you. Read more

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You are a horrible child, completely brainwashed by INGSOC party propaganda. You would denounce your own parents to the Thought Police to be tortured and executed for slipping you an extra chocolate r... Read more

Anti-Sex League

Nothing gives you greater pleasure than rallying for repression. You love Big Brother and hate everyone else, including yourself. "Unlike Winston, she [Julia] had grasped the inner meaning of the Par... Read more

Thought Police

You are an enforcer of INGSOC orthodoxy, ferreting out thought criminals to cure them through the healing power of torture. You are the boot stomping on the face of humanity -- forever. We will meet a... Read more

Inner Party Member

You are very familiar with INGSOC party doctrine, and may even have helped to write it, so you know it is nothing but lies. Still, you play along because you know that membership has its privileges. Read more

Prole

The Party does not consider you a threat. Desperate thought criminals think that if there is any hope for the future, the proles must rise up and break their chains of oppression. You are probably too... Read more

Thought Criminal

Plusgood! A lifetime of being inundated by party propaganda has failed to destroy your ability to think for yourself. You hate Big Brother. You would commit any crime, any vile act to subvert the unit... Read more

The Brotherhood

Doubleplusgood! You are no mere thought criminal -- you are the sworn enemy of everything that the Party stands for. You don't believe a word of their propaganda. I welcome you as a brother or sister ... Read more

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