The No speaka English Test

All possible test results

Idiot

You probably would have scored higher if you had just randomly selected answers without even reading the questions. You either don't speak a word of English, you're mentally retarded, or you're less t... Read more

Illegal immigrant

If English isn't your 1st language, depending what skill level you are, then you probably did pretty well. Pat yourself on the back and then get back to studying; you have a lot more to learn. If Engl... Read more

Not too shabby!

You did pretty well. You only missed from 31 to 18 words out of a total of 59. There may have been a lot of questions you got wrong because you just read over them too quickly. Brush-up a little on th... Read more

Damn fine job!

Congratulations! You are obviously a well spoken, intelligent individual. You only missed from 17 to 9 words out of a total of 59. You're definitely a cut above the majority. You almost certainly have... Read more

Brilliant!

Fantastic performance! You truly know your language well. You only missed from 9 to 4 words out of a total of 59. That could have been just 1 question! You are well on your way to becoming one of soci... Read more

Almost Perfect!

Wonderful! You truly are a master of your language, a linguistic genius. You probably could have written speeches for Churchill. You only missed 1 to 4 words out of a total of 59, which was probably j... Read more

Infallible!

Unbelievable! You truly are a prodigy. A cunning linguist! You're supernatural, a phenomenon, a portent, a rarity, a revelation, a sensation, a champion, a genius, a master, and a virtuoso. You have a... Read more