Their result for The No speaka English Test ...

Damn fine job!

71% Prodigy

Congratulations! You are obviously a well spoken, intelligent individual. You only missed from 17 to 9 words out of a total of 59. You're definitely a cut above the majority. You almost certainly have a college degree and if you don't, you probably will do soon. You still have a little room for improvement though so take this opportunity to look up a few of the words you weren't sure about. Go to dictionary.com and take a gander. I'll bet if you try the test again you'll ace it. If English is not your first language and you are overseas, then please immigrate to the US immediately so you can teach our kids how to speak properly. Thank you for taking my test and please, don't forget to rate it.

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  • Prodigy Distribution

    They scored 71% on Prodigy, higher than 47% of your peers.

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