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O.D. Simpson

Like, whoa! Your Drug IQ is 15, man. The highest is 80.

You won the title of "O.D. Simpson"!
You got this result because you lost alot more points than you scored! This indicates that you have no accurate understanding whatsoever of drugs, and you cannot differentiate between reasonable and unreasonable usage patterns.

If you are using ANY drugs: You are currently a serious threat to yourself, and probably to others around you. With alot of research and a real desire to open up to science and reason, you might not end up destroying yourself. Even then, you are still at risk of suffering devastating consequences - either from your current drug of choice, or from a deadlier one that you haven't gotten addicted to (yet).

If you don't use illicit drugs: You are most likely the kind of person who never will, due to an excess of self-righteous guilt, social misgivings, or some other insurmountable apprehension. In fact, if you were to ever attempt using any sort of intoxicating substance, even a pain pill from the hospital, or a cold beer, the resulting shock of altered consciousness could leave you emotionally damaged or insane. Say no to drugs, and let people brighter than yourself do as they please.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • dopeiq Distribution

    They scored 15% on dopeiq, higher than 25% of your peers.

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O.D. Simpson

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