Jarhead

You my friend, would be a Marine. You want to kill people, but you can also listen to and follow orders, so while some people may call you crazy you know the truth is you are just doing your job, and to top it all off you like that job!

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Not for you

You probably already knew this but, the military probably isn't going to be your thing. Read more

Not for you

You probably already knew this but, the military probably isn't going to be your thing. Read more

Not for you

You probably already knew this but, the military probably isn't going to be your thing. Read more

Probably impossible

Yes, you did what may be impossible, or maybe my scoring system is that fucking bad. You, probably don't fit what the miliyary is looking for in servitude but you are pretty crazy. Read more

Crazy Fuck

You want to kill, but not listen. I'm pretty sure the military doesn't need you, but the cops are probably looking for you right now you crazy mother fucker. Read more

Borderline

You have what it takes as far as listening to what you are told, but you lack the zeal that is required for the job, so I'm guessing you wouldn't make it through boot camp. If you still have your hea... Read more

Zoomie

Yes, thats right! You are a zoomie, you'll do what you're told and the military seems like a good idea, as long as no one is going to kill you, and possibly as long as you don't have to kill anyone e... Read more

Sailor

Indeed, its the navy for you, sailing around the world hitting exotic ports getting drunk fucking the women, getting in bar fights, thats what you live for. You may not even mind killing and dying fo... Read more

Army

Yessir, you look like you belong in the Army, early mornings ruck marches and God knows what else you'll deal with, and thats before you get deployed. You're willing to give it all for your country a... Read more

Jarhead

You my friend, would be a Marine. You want to kill people, but you can also listen to and follow orders, so while some people may call you crazy you know the truth is you are just doing your job, and... Read more

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