Show em all! Sorta! You are the greatest connosseiur of lemonade ever! Life gives you lemons, and you turn it into a PIECE OF ASS! THAT'S GODDAMN BRILLIANT SON! Hell I envy you! I've never had a chance to have angry sex. I've only heard stories. So I'll be brief:
You are awesome. Might be selfish, but in that selfishness, you are looking to SHOW your lover how much of a good lover you are. SHOW them exactly who's boss! Even if it's not the one you really love and really want to be having sex with!
The only downside to you is that, well, sex with you isn't like this ALL THE TIME. It should be, but then it never could be. Like a great oxymoron, or bad simile or something. Anger fades. And then so does our interest in you. Until the next insult that wreaks havoc on your sexual inhibitions.
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