Their result for The What Is Your Orgasm Face? Test ...

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Your orgasm face is 71 passive and 29 aggressive!

You're the worst! You feel nothing. You say nothing. You DO NOTHING! You don't orgasm! You probably don't even attempt to fake it! Loving you is like loving the dead. Cold, stiff, and dry. At least you can light wood on fire.

On the upside, at least you said yes. Actually, correction. You didn't say no.



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The Face of Fear

The Ugly

The Angry

The Blank

The Happy Dreamy

The "O"

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • passive Distribution

    They scored 71% on passive, higher than 98% of your peers.

  • aggressive Distribution

    They scored 29% on aggressive, higher than 6% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Face of Fear

If you were doing a porno, and the camera zoomed in and took a still photo of your orgasm face, they could just as easily use it to promote a horror film. NO NOT THAT YOU'RE UGLY (that's another categ... Read more

The Ugly

This is self explanatory. As there must be balance in life, there must be yin and yang, light and dark, mom and dad, left and right, etc. And if the sex is so damn good you do not care that you are ... Read more

The Angry

Ah...the passionate lay! You don't even have to be mad at your parnter! Some bitch called you a cunt at work? That asshole cut you off in traffic? Your girlfriend dumped you, but her fat sister th... Read more

Blank

You're the worst! You feel nothing. You say nothing. You DO NOTHING! You don't orgasm! You probably don't even attempt to fake it! Loving you is like loving the dead. Cold, stiff, and dry. At ... Read more

The Happy Dreamy

You enjoy sex. Just like you enjoy playing with small animals, or sunny days, or hugs. It's nice, pleasurable, maybe even relaxing, and there's no angst, aggression, or any hidden agenda in your love... Read more

The "O"

Also sometimes knows as the Hyperventillator, the "O" Face is probably the most common face we all make during orgasm. You just have worked your ass off to not only bring pleasure to your partner, bu... Read more

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