Their result for The What Is Your Orgasm Face? Test ...
Your orgasm face is 44 passive and 56 aggressive!
This look has destroyed many a relationship and marriage. And not because you're a bad lover. It's just...well it's goddamn freaky is what it is. Who likes to have sex with aliens? NO I'm talking Ridley Scott/H.R. Giger Aliens people! Hell, in my experience in face to face combat with "The Ugly", I was scared I was gonna get EATEN ALIVE and immediately started beating her with my shoe. I didn't mean to, it's just instinct of survival.
You're a good lover and a good listener. Use those attributes to your advantage to save yourself from any uneeded abuse, and thus ruining the love-making experience. Be courteous, and either:
a) Switch to a position facing AWAY from each other.
b) Bury your face in the nape of their neck, chest, breasts, whatever, etc.
Partners of "The Ugly" can do the same, or alternately, if their partner has long hair, they can wrap it around their eyes like a bandana and pray to god it ends quick.
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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 44% on passive, higher than 25% of your peers.
They scored 56% on aggressive, higher than 82% of your peers.
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