The What Is Your Orgasm Face? Test
Their result for The What Is Your Orgasm Face? Test ...
The Happy Dreamy
Your orgasm face is 57 passive and 39 aggressive!
The only downside is, more than likely, you're boring in bed. While you're "glowing" and "smiling" and doing all that shit, we're doing all the work! Or if you actually give us a breather, the sex is over the minute you "get your"s. Forget if we're even still aroused.
Try not to be so selfish, and put more energy into your sex. You might be "Happy" when you reach climax now, but aren't you curious what it'd feel like to be "euphoric?"
View all the categories!
The Face of Fear
The Ugly
The Angry
The Blank
The Happy Dreamy
The "O"
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 57% on passive, higher than 74% of your peers.
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They scored 39% on aggressive, higher than 20% of your peers.
All possible test results
The Face of Fear
If you were doing a porno, and the camera zoomed in and took a still photo of your orgasm face, they could just as easily use it to promote a horror film. NO NOT THAT YOU'RE UGLY (that's another categ... Read more
The Ugly
This is self explanatory. As there must be balance in life, there must be yin and yang, light and dark, mom and dad, left and right, etc. And if the sex is so damn good you do not care that you are ... Read more
The Angry
Ah...the passionate lay! You don't even have to be mad at your parnter! Some bitch called you a cunt at work? That asshole cut you off in traffic? Your girlfriend dumped you, but her fat sister th... Read more
Blank
You're the worst! You feel nothing. You say nothing. You DO NOTHING! You don't orgasm! You probably don't even attempt to fake it! Loving you is like loving the dead. Cold, stiff, and dry. At ... Read more
The Happy Dreamy
You enjoy sex. Just like you enjoy playing with small animals, or sunny days, or hugs. It's nice, pleasurable, maybe even relaxing, and there's no angst, aggression, or any hidden agenda in your love... Read more
The "O"
Also sometimes knows as the Hyperventillator, the "O" Face is probably the most common face we all make during orgasm. You just have worked your ass off to not only bring pleasure to your partner, bu... Read more
