Their result for The Breast Personality Test ...

Trophy Wife

You scored 0 Innocent, 97 Tease, 59 Social Climber, and 6 Identity Crisis!

You have made a living out of looking good for money. You love getting you rpicture taken, being asked to dance and being ogled. But you are no cheap date! You're a smart cookie and you know how to play your cards. You date actors, businessmen and musicians. You are a socialite thru and thru. Trashy? Maybe. Cheap? Not a chance.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Innocent Distribution

    They scored 0% on Innocent, higher than 2% of your peers.

  • Tease Distribution

    They scored 97% on Tease, higher than 98% of your peers.

  • Social Climber Distribution

    They scored 59% on Social Climber, higher than 56% of your peers.

  • Identity Crisis Distribution

    They scored 6% on Identity Crisis, higher than 4% of your peers.

All possible test results

What?

Did you even take this test??? Either you don't have boobs, or you don't know what to do with em... Take the test again... Read more

Identity Crisis!

God gave you boobs for a reason! USE EM! They are not your enemy, but your friend. Go buy a stick-on bra and a tube top and live a little! Read more

Social Climber

You use your breasts to your own advantage. You get faster service at auto shops, better deals at restaurants, dates with rich, hot guys and enough clothes in your closet to open a store. You aren't t... Read more

Sexy Assistant

You use your assents to keep yourself on top of the social ladder... But you really feel guilty about it. You don't want to be seen as a bimbo or a joke, but you do appreciate the advantages a nice ra... Read more

Tease

What a flirt! You love making men beg! You don't mind being stared at... in fact, you love it! Getting dress requires adhesive, double sided tape, safety pins and someone to help you put it all on. Yo... Read more

Weekend Wild Child

For the most part you keep your shirt buttoned, but you like to shake your stuff every now and then. Don't be afraid to show off now and then- it'll build your confidence! But don't let your weekends ... Read more

Trophy Wife

You have made a living out of looking good for money. You love getting you rpicture taken, being asked to dance and being ogled. But you are no cheap date! You're a smart cookie and you know how to pl... Read more

Not That Innocent

You use your chest for whatever it comes in handy for. You show off now and then and you don't feel bad about it. You like the lusty looks, but you aren't interested in being the local free show. You'... Read more

Innocent

You are so pure, you might as well have a halo. You would never dream of using your body for career advancements, or to get a guy. Your body is simply the shell you're in. This is a wonderful ideal, b... Read more

Sister Christian

You don't really know what to think of your assets... They get in the way, they make guys stare... it's really quite annoying. You aren't the kind of girl who goes to clubs or bars and you would never... Read more

Office Crush

You fantasize about seducing your co-workers, but you really aren't that way. Sometimes you leave the top button unfastened and hike your skirt up a bit, but you got your job thru sheer professionalis... Read more

Tease in Denial

You think you're not a tease, but we think you really are. Sometimes you get irritated with feminine roles, but you don't mind using them when it suits you. You should quit pretending and just accept ... Read more

Split Personality

Wow... it must be hard to live with yourself. On the one hand, you want to be seen as pious and pure. One the other hand, you love to make men drool. I'd pick one and stick with it. Someday your dual ... Read more

Strange Woman

You love em and hate em? You feel sexy, and then feel guilty for feeling sexy? What's going on here??? Purge the guilt of your inner tease, or quit showing off! Make up your mind sister! Read more

What a Woman

You are secure in your womanhood. You want the right to step out and not be stared at, but you want the freedom to show off your assets! This is what America is all about. You keep men guessing- and d... Read more

Chameleon

You're all over the map... You pull em out, you put em away, you want them lifted, you want them gone... What's going on here??? Purge the guilt of your inner tease, or quit showing off! Make up your ... Read more

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