Their result for The Lame Otherkin Test ...

Fuck You-- I'm a Bronso Dragon!

Russia's Answer to Nessie.

In WWII someone claimed to have seen me swallow a German Bomber whole, while modern Russians think I might be some form of giant mutant beaver, proving that Vodka is a mighty alchohol indeed.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Christmas_Elf Distribution

    They scored 33% on Christmas_Elf, higher than 22% of your peers.

  • Rick_Astley Distribution

    They scored 13% on Rick_Astley, higher than 3% of your peers.

  • Chupacabra Distribution

    They scored 33% on Chupacabra, higher than 34% of your peers.

  • Vegetable_Lamb_of_Tartary Distribution

    They scored 33% on Vegetable_Lamb_of_Tartary, higher than 55% of your peers.

  • Carbuncle Distribution

    They scored 50% on Carbuncle, higher than 72% of your peers.

  • Internet_Troll Distribution

    They scored 0% on Internet_Troll, higher than 8% of your peers.

  • Bronso_Dragon Distribution

    They scored 67% on Bronso_Dragon, higher than 97% of your peers.

  • Kasa-Obake Distribution

    They scored 56% on Kasa-Obake, higher than 93% of your peers.

All possible test results

Fuck You-- I'm a Kasa Obake!

I am a parasol that has become alive after 100 years.  I have one giant eye, a long tongue and wear a single platform shoe.  I am mystified as to why everyone on the Internet is so excited a... Read more

Fuck You-- I'm a Bronso Dragon!

In WWII someone claimed to have seen me swallow a German Bomber whole, while modern Russians think I might be some form of giant mutant beaver, proving that Vodka is a mighty alchohol indeed.... Read more

Fuck You-- I'm an Internet Troll!

Some of the time I am a basement-dweller who likes to make fun of other people on the internet; the vast majority of the time I am a whiny self-absorbed teenager who overreacts to critiscis... Read more

Fuck You-- I'm a Carbuncle!

Spanish Conquistadores claimed to have seen me in the Americas, further proving that they were enjoying the effects of Psylocybe Mexicana, also known as Shrooms.  ... Read more

Fuck You-- I'm a Vegetable Lamb of Tartary!

In medieval times, people who had never seen cotton before thought that there was actual sheep growing on the plant.  Instead of trying to have sex with it they tried to eat it, which gave ri... Read more

Fuck You-- I'm a Chupacabra!

I attack sheep... sort of like the Welsh, but I'm less likely to eat "Lob Scows", which I assume are a boiled slurry of monkfish and cow's brains.  Read more

Fuck You-- I'm Rick Astley!

My single chart-topping song has been turned into the anthem for anti-scientology protesters, but at least I have the class to not release an official techno remix.  Read more

Fuck You-- I'm a Christmas Elf

I'm secretly a Christmas Elf-- I'm not as sexy as the Hobbit-molesting kind of elf, unless you're a 300lb fat man who has been charged with multiple counts of breakin... Read more

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