You get the Klondike

You continued to run toward your car when suddenly you stopped! You realized that you didn't have the keys. Like a fool you had to go run back to try and find your family.

During the run back you realized how foolish you had been for attempting to abandon your family over a Klondike Bar. You spent the rest of the day on your best behavior. During the car ride back you even decided to take the scenic road. Imagine your surprise when you found yourself driving by the Neverland Ranch! Sure enough you even found a Klondike Bar lying within the property. The enlightened you decided that it was a poor decision to steal from the King of Pop, and you continued driving home.

You decided to take your family to your local labyrinth on the way home. You were enjoying a nice stroll through when you happened to run into a Sphinx. At first glance this appears to be an evil Sphinx because it offers you a Klondike Bar if you can solve its riddle. It seems to know your weakness. It says it wil kill your first born if you fail.

Your family nearly goes ballistic when you accept. Fortunately it is an easy riddle and you have no problem answering it. You get your Klondike Bar and go home happy. Your relationship with your son is ruined and he requires years of counseling of course. That is a different story however.

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All possible test results

Kidnapped bySUPERMAN

A few minutes later you arrived at your car and sped away. Your head was starting to go a little dizzy but you continued anyway. You didn't know where you were going. Suddenly you notice that you a... Read more

Still Hungry

You were almost at your car when suddenly you thought...what am I doing? You realized that it would be cruel and awful to abandon your family. You went back to look for the others, but you couldn't ... Read more

You got the Klondike

You continued running toward your car. In your heart you knew it was wrong to abandon your family, but you had to find a Klondike Bar. You drove desperately looking for a store. Eventually y... Read more

Lethal Heart Attack

You are running back to your car when suddenly you hear somebody calling your name. You turn around and you see your whole family just a few feet behind you. You try and make up an explanation for w... Read more

Close but no K. Bar

You keep running until you get to your car. Leaving your family behind you speed back home...your thoughts entirely devoted to finding a Klondike Bar. Insanity has gripped you. Hours later you ... Read more

Everyone is happy?

You continue running until you are nearly back at your car. Suddenly you stop. You realize what you are doing is ridiculous. You turn around and head back to your family. You came to the beach to ... Read more

Upchucked and Left

You continued running toward your car. You were incredibly motivated to get that Klondike Bar. You knew you would do almost anything. You continue speeding to the nearest store in your car. On... Read more

Poisoned!

Description 8You continue running toward your car. In your heart you realize that it is wrong to abandon your family, but your insane desire to eat a Klondike Bar has taken over. You drive all th... Read more

Airlifted to safety

Suddenly you stop running toward your car. You think about what you are doing and you realize that it is wrong. You decide to go back to find your family. You search for 30 minutes but cannot fin... Read more

You get the Klondike

You continued to run toward your car when suddenly you stopped! You realized that you didn't have the keys. Like a fool you had to go run back to try and find your family. During the run back yo... Read more

crazy lady goes down

You continue running toward your car. Once inside you speed away from the beach in pursuit of a convenience store. You simply have to find a Klondike Bar. Somehow you get lost and you wind up on... Read more

Slay the first born?

Completely abandoning your family, you continue to run toward your car. 50 yards away you suddenly stop. Across the road is a convenience store. You scramble inside desperately hoping that you'll f... Read more

Popped by King o Pop

You continued running toward your car at full speed. Although you loved your family...the urge to grab a Klondike Bar was too much for you to overcome. You drive into town to look for a Klondike... Read more

A gift from above?

You continue running toward your car for a few more seconds and then immediately stop. You realize that you are making a ridiculous decision. Clearly your love for Klondike Bars has pushed you too f... Read more

Destination Insanity

You continue running toward your car. Klondike Bars have become like a drug for you, and you feel you will stop at nothing to get one. Suddenly the earth begins to shake! A huge crack in the gr... Read more

A Disgruntled Shark

Description 16Suddenly you stop running toward your car. You realize that you are acting insane. Although you really want a Klondike Bar you know that your family must come first. You turn around a... Read more

You get the Klondike

You continued to run toward your car when suddenly you stopped! You realized that you didn't have the keys. Like a fool you had to go run back to try and find your family. During the run back yo... Read more

crazy lady goes down

You continue running toward your car. Once inside you speed away from the beach in pursuit of a convenience store. You simply have to find a Klondike Bar. Somehow you get lost and you wind up on... Read more

Slay the first born?

Completely abandoning your family, you continue to run toward your car. 50 yards away you suddenly stop. Across the road is a convenience store. You scramble inside desperately hoping that you'll f... Read more

Popped by King o Pop

You continued running toward your car at full speed. Although you loved your family...the urge to grab a Klondike Bar was too much for you to overcome. You drive into town to look for a Klondike... Read more

Shark Dessert

Suddenly you stop running toward your car. You realize that you are acting insane. Although you really want a Klondike Bar you know that your family must come first. You turn around and walk back t... Read more

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