Their result for The Contents of My Pantry/Fridge Test ...

Chickpeas

A WINNER SI ME U! U SCroed ###!!1111111omfgexsitnig1111!!

Kind of schizo. You also go by "garbanzo beans." When I am feeling lazy I will pour a can of you into a bowl, douse you in Italian dressing, and eat you with a spoon.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • foodpoints Distribution

    They scored 12% on foodpoints, higher than 47% of your peers.

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Congealed Grease

You're either unimaginative or a prick. Either way, you gross me out every time I open the fridge and I wish my flatmate would just throw you out already. Read more

Peanut Butter

Just the smell of you makes me nauseated. You may be high in protein, but that doesn't mean you're going on my sammich. Read more

Expired Tofu

Still decidedly sub-par. Depending on how long ago you expired and how desperate I am, I may attempt to cook you or make an alfredo sauce, but don't count on it. If you're lucky, I may attempt to fl... Read more

Processed Cheese

You're almost breaking even. You're actually halfway decent grilled in a sammich and dipped in tomato soup, and if I'm really desperate I might eat you all by yourself. Read more

Jar of Pickles

You must have been doing something right, because while I don't go out of my way to eat you, I'll sometimes throw you next to a sammich or munch on you while staring into the rest of the fridge. You ... Read more

Chickpeas

Kind of schizo. You also go by "garbanzo beans." When I am feeling lazy I will pour a can of you into a bowl, douse you in Italian dressing, and eat you with a spoon. Read more

Nutella

Delicious and foreign! You make me want to risk the wrath of the flatmate who owns you to eat you straight off of a knife. Read more

Sea Food Pleasoning

Inexplicable, punny, yet oddly enticing. You contain MSG and came in a box from a flatmate's grandfather. You probably haven't been used more than once since you were bought over 30 years ago. Whil... Read more

MSG

You are completely fucking insane. Pure, delicious evil. You are your own separate flavor (umami). If I eat you, you'll probably kill me, and I like that. You have a special place of honor on the ... Read more

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