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Philosopher

57% Politeness, 93% Intelligence, 37% Enthusiasm, 13% Dependence

You know, the Philosopher stereotype really isn't all that bad. I mean, at least you can think critically, despite your obvious lack of a grip on reality. You might stand a chance of being successful, were it not for your dadgum laziness. Try doing something other than THINKING. You might be surprised at how fun it can be to peg an innocent bystander with a Descartes book.

You are a more polite version of the... Haughty Intellectual
You are a more intelligent version of the... Doormat
You are a less enthusiastic version of the... Too-Goody Goody
You are a less dependent version of the... Sex-Craving Geek

About this test:
You were scored on four variables - Politeness, Intelligence, Enthusiasm, and Dependence. (That's right... you've been PIED!) It's not perfect yet, but it will be before long. ;-) Please rate the test, and feedback is always welcome!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Politeness Distribution

    They scored 57% on Politeness, higher than 58% of your peers.

  • Intelligence Distribution

    They scored 93% on Intelligence, higher than 97% of your peers.

  • Enthusiasm Distribution

    They scored 37% on Enthusiasm, higher than 37% of your peers.

  • Dependence Distribution

    They scored 13% on Dependence, higher than 9% of your peers.

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