OkCupid.com: Take 'Net Bf/gf

Their result for The Why Are You Single Test ...

'Net Bf/gf

You scored 46 despair, 75 relationship potential, 100 feelings, and 75 patience

You're an internet boyfriend-girlfriend. You probably like someone who lives far away, too bad you're too poor to afford a ticket. get a job!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 46% on despair, higher than 73% of your peers.
They scored 75% on potential, higher than 72% of your peers.
They scored 100% on feelings, higher than 85% of your peers.
They scored 75% on patience, higher than 32% of your peers.

All possible test results

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You're either not interested or satisfied with the way things are. Read more

Fan-boy

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Male Best Friend

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Pimp

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Undecisive

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Date-er

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'Net Bf/gf

You're an internet boyfriend-girlfriend. You probably like someone who lives far away, too bad you're too poor to afford a ticket. get a job! Read more

Depressed

here, have some more kleenex. by the way, you could try leaving your house. it won't hurt, i promise. [richmond] one time i was watching anime in my room, and my dad hit his hand on my door, and y... Read more

Single, but looking

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Stalker

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Geek

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Clubber

who cares as long as he/she has a dick/vagina, right? Iridium24: well my lady friend seemed excited to get my number so we'll see DogmaticLaw99: lol DogmaticLaw99: see what she looks... Read more