Their result for The Famous Composer Test ...

Mahler

You scored 5 , 7, 6, and 1!

Gustav Motherfuckin' Mahler. You are a man who was sent by almighty God himself to change the world and redeem mankind for his sins and transgressions, aren't you? You've got it. You've got the final answer. You know the meaning of life and you want to make sure you don't leave this earth without getting your point across in the largest, loudest, most arduous way possible. You only wish you were god, but really, you're just the bassist of a death metal band in Portland. Keep truckin', man... a great artist is never appreciated in his time. Besides, people probably think all your grandeur is compensating for something missing down below...? Recommendations: Symphonies 5(Solti conducting), 8(Solti or Rattle), and 10 (Rattle or Levine)

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Social Distribution

    They scored 5% on Social, higher than 88% of your peers.

  • Style Distribution

    They scored 7% on Style, higher than 73% of your peers.

  • Value Distribution

    They scored 6% on Value, higher than 88% of your peers.

  • Controversy Distribution

    They scored 1% on Controversy, higher than 5% of your peers.

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