Martyr

You redefine virtue by becoming its very embodiment. Most likely you will be a religious martyr, and your unflagging devotion to your faith will both destroy you and grant you a place of reverence.

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worthless slave

You are the acted-upon, the value-reciever. Other people push you around, and you do whatever they say. You also secretly plot behind their backs, but probably won't be brave enough to complete your... Read more

obedient slave

It's a harsh and strange world, but you are prepared for that. You accept your sufferings, for such is your place. You know you exist to serve your masters, and you are ok with that. Read more

slave leader

It's a harsh and strange world, but you are prepared for that. You accept your sufferings, but always get your revenge afterwards. You are probably one who led the people against a tyrant and instit... Read more

Blond Beast

You are more beast than man. You existed before morals. You only care about satisfying your desire, and once it is discharged, you move on. Luckily, you're strong enough to always be able to discha... Read more

Pre-Civ. Strong Man

You are the pre-civilizational strong man. You were always able to pay your debts, keep your word, and take whatever your enemies could throw at you. With the introduction of civilization, your kind... Read more

Shaman/Philosopher

You are the forebearer of civilization. You are no longer affected by inflicting or suffering pain. Everyone is confused about this strange sense of power you show, and the strange sense of percieve... Read more

Herd

You are soft, fluffy, and cute. You do whatever the king tells you. You do whatever the priests tell you. You keep sinning from weakness, not malice, and the priest keeps forgiving you, allowing yo... Read more

Priest

Congratulations, your slave revolt succeeded. You're also now in power, but you use your power to serve the people. Your convictions are in the right place, but you allow your duties and virtues to ... Read more

Ascetic Priest

Congratulations, by triumphing over pain and virtue, you have become the ascetic priest. You starve yourself in order to show you have triumphed over hunger, you flagellate yourself to show you have ... Read more

Masked Strong Man

For some reason, you are still pretty uncivilized, though you certainly are modern. You aren't very good at the whole "morality" thing, although you're smart enough to hide behind the "mask" of a pri... Read more

Martyr

You redefine virtue by becoming its very embodiment. Most likely you will be a religious martyr, and your unflagging devotion to your faith will both destroy you and grant you a place of reverence. Read more

Scientist

You are one of the first scientists. You realize that everything DOES come down to molecules and chemical interactions, and that the work of priests is pointless. Though your pain is meaningless, YO... Read more

Hybrid European

You are the new "civilized" European. You have grown to accept all beliefs and all cultures, and want people to bring peace and understanding throughout the world, but mostly because you can't bear t... Read more

Two Kings

You are dedicated to your political or scientific career. You both enjoy it, and see your power in terms of improving humanity. You are a public servant, but as such, you have too much reverence for... Read more

Nihilist

You have recognized that there is no value in anything, but instead of attacking it with a lion's courage, you submit to it. The spirit of gravity is riding your back. You throw your stone up high, ... Read more

The Ugliest Man

You are the one who killed God. You could not stand him seeing your ugliness, so you killed him. You hide in a swamp with all that is vile. It is also said that He died out of his pity for mankind.... Read more

Last Pope

You are the last pope, who has realized that God is dead. You know very well how to be reverent, and you know that your reverence was to something that now is dead. You bear the deepest weight. Read more

The shepherd

You are a shepherd who had fallen asleep beneath a tree. While you were asleep, a thick black snake crawled into your throat. The snake was made of that which is heaviest. When your face was shroud... Read more

Last Man

'What is love? What is creation? What is longing? What is a star?' Thus asks the last man, and he blinks. The earth becomes small, and on it hops the last man, who makes everything small. His ra... Read more

Last Man

'What is love? What is creation? What is longing? What is a star?' Thus asks the last man, and he blinks. The earth becomes small, and on it hops the last man, who makes everything small. His ra... Read more

Last Man

'What is love? What is creation? What is longing? What is a star?' Thus asks the last man, and he blinks. The earth becomes small, and on it hops the last man, who makes everything small. His ra... Read more

Dragon

"All value of all things shines on me. All value has long been created, and I am all created value. Verily, there shall be no more 'I will'." You are a strong individual, and must ask yourself: Wh... Read more

Dragon

"All value of all things shines on me. All value has long been created, and I am all created value. Verily, there shall be no more 'I will'." You are a strong individual, and must ask yourself: Wh... Read more

Overman

Congratulations! You scored "overman". You welcome uncertainty, pain, opportunity, and whatever else is life-affirming. Good work, you've chosen the most painful possible existence. But hey, you'v... Read more

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