Their result for The Vegan Jerk Test ...

Amicable Omnivore

38% vegan jerk

These cats are technically carnivores, but stfu. You aren't really into animal rights or welfare issues, except maybe regarding the cuter ones, but you're laid back and can get along with vegetarians just fine - and the normal majority of them will like you, too. Your semen still tastes like shit, though.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • vegginess Distribution

    They scored 38% on vegginess, higher than 14% of your peers.

All possible test results

Militant Meatface

You are constantly angry at the sight of tofu. You probably don't have many vegetarian friends, since you think it's hilarious to wave fried chicken in their faces and produce barnyard animal sounds. ... Read more

Amicable Omnivore

These cats are technically carnivores, but stfu. You aren't really into animal rights or welfare issues, except maybe regarding the cuter ones, but you're laid back and can get along with vegetarians ... Read more

Easygoing Herbivore

You're a vegan or vegetarian (or at least you're close, in your diet or ideals), and you stick with your beliefs, but you aren't a pain in the ass about them. You probably avoid getting into arguments... Read more

Vegan Jerky

The good news is, you have a greatly reduced risk of cancer, diabetes, and heart disease, and you will live an average of 5-10 years longer than your meat-eating peers. The bad news is, nobody like... Read more

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