All possible test results
It's like you're not even trying. What are you doing with your life? You can't even make up your mind about what socks to wear without help, can you?
I can't believe you even decided to take ... Read more
You're a gangster with the "r". You probably regularly hit up your mother for "protection" money. Not to mention this month's rent.
Can't hold down a job that doesn't involve extortion? Did y... Read more
Is your closet brimming with your ill-gotten gains?
And by gains I mean shoes.
And by ill-gotten I mean purchased.
And by hair I mean face.
And by cut I mean burn.
Did I ment... Read more
You're white... but with a little bit of black.
Go you! This is the best kind of shoe.
Unfortunately, you're a dirty little whore also. You're smudging the pride of shoes everywhere with... Read more
Hungry? Well next time grab a fucking Snickers. Eating people is wrong.
Think before you act. You most likely havn't moved out of your parent's basement yet. And you're thirty... Read more
You're one smug guy, ey? You kill 'em then you eat them. No need for evidence.
What can I say to someone who obviously has so little regard for other human beings? Will it even matter?... Read more
Please allow me to stress the "moron" in this category. I'm surprised you can tie the shoes that you obviously have no use for. The fact that between your spending sprees and your feeding frenzies you... Read more
You like the great outdoors.
You like to walk.
You also like to kill people with tommy guns, eat them, and drop their skeletal remains in a pit of acid.
Good that all your ... Read more
How many kinky, contrived, trite Anime porns have you been a part of? We all know you. Even if we'd rather not.
You're everywhere. Just when we think we've gotten away, there you are with ano... Read more
You learned early on that the currents of the river caused your victims to float to the surface too quickly. But you're a smart one, Mr. Grinch. You quickly switched your cement-shoe brigade to the g... Read more
I get it, you have lots of feet... you need lots of shoes. You probably havn't admitted this little proclivity to your parents yet though, have you?
That's right, you're queer. Not that there... Read more
You combine some of the negative effects of a number of the categories. Some may call you "eccentric" but I call you "totally fucked in the head".
Maybe you have downs syndrome? Stockholm syn... Read more
You scored the motherfucking Man Eating Walrus. I'm proud of you, (wo)man.
Something tells me you're special. In a bad way. In a "my mother tells me I'm special" sort of way.
We like... Read more
You eat people... under water? With style?
I don't even know what to say. Let it be said however, that you've always preferred the company of animals to the company of people. Maybe a little ... Read more
You've got those long and gangly limbs that your family always said was attractive but sniggered behind your back about. You probably listen to a lot of sad music and cut yourself.
This is wh... Read more
In a test that measures what's wrong with you, you scored the proverbial 100%. There's nothing that's not wrong with you. You're just a box of tricks with the wheels pulled off lit on fire.... Read more