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Hey, I hope you enjoyed the test. If you're confused as to how this worked, the outcomes of your decisions were based on my pre-programmed decisions that happen simultaneously with yours. Take it again to see if you can do better against my fixed strategy. And if I think of a way to vary an opposing strategy for you, I'll make a new test.
Also I have several other (very different) tests available on this site. Please take them if they sound interesting to you:
Have you a desire to travel to other universes and answer history trivia? You do?? Then you really should take my Way Back to Your Universe Test.
Want to go on an exciting space adventure where you explore strange new worlds and meddle in the affairs of sensitive alien cultures? Then take the Space Adventures in Sector Zed Test.
And if the pulp adventures of Indiana Jones or King Kong is more your thing then take my 6 Days on Terror Island Test.
Or how about a fantasy adventure into a dangerous lair of monsters? (Yes, you can be an elf if you want to...): Fantasy Dungeon Adventure Test
Knowing when you die is not enough. You need to know how you will die. Now you can: The Manner of Death Test.
Also, have you ever thought you were paranoid? Well, you're not, and you should take my They Are Out to Get Ya Test.
Finally, I also have a test to find people with similar interests and subconscious responses called my You are NOT my Doppelganger Test.
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