The Issues Test

All possible test results

Quiet Republican

Let the market run its course, and all will prosper! But all other human arenas must be rigidly controlled: few social freedoms. Who knows what they would stick in their bodies then excrete on ot... Read more

Republican

The marketplace may be every man for himself, but when it comes to real people, rules are a must! You believe in keeping people from doing harm to themselves, but allow moderate invasion of others... Read more

Talkative Republican

Every man for himself works in the marketplace, but not in peoples' homes. If they have a problem with that, at least they can bark about it to anyone who will listen. Economy (c... Read more

Practical Republican

So long as the market stays open and people keep their mouths shut, what's the harm in a little behind-closed-doors fun? Economy (conservative): The government shouldn't baby ... Read more

Sit-Com Republican

So long as the market stays open, what's the harm in a little behind-closed-doors fun, or the occasional story about it? Economy (conservative): The government shouldn't baby ... Read more

Fantasy Republican

So long as the market stays open, what's the harm in a little behind-closed-doors fun? Heck, let people talk about it, express themselves, just so long as nothing too serious happens. E... Read more

Closet Republican

Keep the market open and mouths closed, then everything else is golden. Economy (conservative): The government shouldn't baby individuals through the predictable storms of sup... Read more

Simple Libertarian

The market should be open, people should do as they please, just keep the public displays sensible. Economy (conservative): The government shouldn't baby individuals through t... Read more

Total Libertarian

Rules only hinder progress! Free market, free speech, free bodies! Economy (conservative): The government shouldn't baby individuals through the predictable storms of supply ... Read more

Papa Republican

The market isn't good enough by itself; people need a little economic help now and again. What they don't need are drugs or profanity tossed at their minds and bodies. Economy (m... Read more

Sober Centrist

The government should help people out in the marketplace, and let them push each others' buttons within reason, just don't let them hurt themselves. Economy (moderate): The ec... Read more

Sober Preacher

People need some help in the marketplace, and should get all the shouting time they want, so long as they don't hurt themselves. Economy (moderate): The economy is like any ot... Read more

Quiet Centrist

People need some help in the marketplace, and as long as they don't blab too much, they can do as they please. Within reason! Economy (moderate): The economy is like any othe... Read more

Centrist

Pretty centrist views: help people in the economy when they need it, let them do what they want to their bodies within reason, and let them express it in public, within reason. Economy/... Read more

Talkative Centrist

Pretty centrist views: help people in the economy when they need it, let them do what they want to their bodies within reason, but most importantly let them express themselves to anybody who will l... Read more

Closet Centrist

The government should help people in the marketplace when they need it, and otherwise let people do as they want in private. Just so long as they don't force it on others. Economy ... Read more

Hippy Centrist

If it's behind closed doors, it's probably ok. They can even talk about it a little bit. Also, people need some help in the marketplace. Economy (moderate): The economy is l... Read more

Free Centrist

Social rules? Pshaw. What we need are some practical economic rules, that's it. Economy (moderate): The economy is like any other natural system: it has advantages, but witho... Read more

Classic Commie

Perhaps people are dangerous and stupid. You want rigid control of the economy, people's personal time, and their private lives. Economy (liberal): The economy is a raging fo... Read more

Talkative Commie

So you control everybody's lives -- at least they can complain about it to each other, as long as it's kept at a moderate level. Economy (liberal): The economy is a raging for... Read more

Sober Democrat

The market needs to be carefully controlled, like people's lives. However, they're free to talk all they want. Economy (liberal): The economy is a raging force that must be c... Read more

Quiet Democrat

The market needs to be carefully controlled, but as long as people don't talk too much, they can do what they want (within reason). Economy (liberal): The economy is a raging ... Read more

Centrist Democrat

You want some more economic control than most, but otherwise, a little danger behind closed doors is ok, and even being confronted with it is ok. So long as it's a little. Economy ... Read more

Loud Democrat

Economic controls? Check. Let people express themselves as they want? Check. Including extreme, harmful stupidity to themselves? Well, maybe not. Economy (liberal): The e... Read more

Closet Democrat

Control the marketplace, but otherwise: Don't ask, don't tell. Economy (liberal): The economy is a raging force that must be controlled or we will be swept away. We have to r... Read more

Practical Democrat

People need lots of help in the marketplace, but not in leading their lives. So long as they aren't too pushy, let them do what they want. Economy (liberal): The economy is a... Read more

Strange Democrat

You want to control the marketplace, but not people... ideological conflicts are inevitable, and the government shouldn't silence them. Economy (liberal): The economy is a rag... Read more