The What OkCupid Test Are You Test
Their result for The What OkCupid Test Are You Test ...
Sick & Twisted Test
Woo! In terms of OkCupid tests, you are 3 perverse, 6 Geek, and 1 apathetic on a scale from -10 to 10! (Negative Perverse = Innocent, negative Geek = Normal, and negative Apathy = Caring.)
The Sick & Twisted Test.
Please. If you are this test type, as you obviously are, please don't send me a message telling me about how you had sex in a graveyard with your little sister's hamster.
On her birthday.
Also, please don't send me a message telling me how weak my imagination is, and how many things you've done that are worse than that.
One way or another, yours is the test type that makes even the Softcore Porn Test wince. The Sick & Twisted test is to OkCupid as an enema is to _______. Get the picture? Good. Because those sirens you hear, they're coming for you. If you know what's good for you, you'll go jump off a bridge before they arrive.
But if you'd rather just see how wrong your test is, here are a few examples you can check out:
The "How Dark Are Your Secrets?" Test
The COMPLETE Perversity - 2.0 Test
The R.U. a DASTARDLY DATE-RAPIST ? Test
The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test
If this were a personality test, you would be PWA (Perverse, Geek, Apathetic). You probably think the Cute Little Test--INC (Innocent, Normal, Caring) is the test-type most deserving of your attentions. I'm sure they appreciate it. The tests you are most similar to are the Softcore Porn Test--PNA (Perverse, Normal, Apathetic), the Progressive Test--PWC (Perverse, Geek, Caring), and the Geek Test--IWA (Innocent, Normal, Caring).
And here are all the test types:
| Perverse | Geek | Apathetic | The Sick & Twisted Test |
| Perverse | Geek | Caring | The Progressive Test |
| Perverse | Normal | Apathetic | The Softcore Porn Test |
| Perverse | Normal | Caring | The Sexual Prowess Test |
| Innocent | Geek | Apathetic | The Geek Test |
| Innocent | Geek | Caring | The Grammar Test |
| Innocent | Normal | Apathetic | The Lazy-ass Test |
| Innocent | Normal | Caring | The Cute Little Test |
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 3% on Perverse, higher than 88% of your peers.
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They scored 6% on Geek, higher than 77% of your peers.
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They scored 1% on Apathetic, higher than 69% of your peers.
All possible test results
The Cute Little Test
Awww, how sweet! Nice test, nice test. Ohhh, you're so adorable! Look deary, the Cute Little Test is playing with that pretty little leaf tumbling in the wind! That's right. Sweetly innocent, cari... Read more
The Lazy-ass Test
The fact that you're the lazy-ass test doesn't mean you're lazy. It doesn't necessarily mean that, at least. Of course, even if it did mean that, you probably wouldn't care because you are the ... Read more
The Grammar Test
They're. Their. There. Further or farther? Queueing or queuing?! Is "?!" even acceptable grammatically in the first place? As the Grammar Test, these types of thoughts defi... Read more
The Geek Test
Mwahahaha!Mwahahaha. That's right, if there is one OkCupid test that will subdue and rule the entire world, it is yours, the Geek Test! You're Geek, not really worried ... Read more
Sexual Prowess Test
Ohhhh. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no no nonononono don't stop yet Mmmm, yeah, that's-- *gasp!* The only place most test types are going to hear something like that i... Read more
Softcore Porn Test
You're the kind of test that knows that real tests have more pictures than words. Whether they like to admit it or not, looking at the hotties is the main reason people come to OkCupid, and the Softco... Read more
The Progressive Test
When I say, "You are the Progressive Test!" I mean in terms of your attitude, not your drinking habits. (Although being the Progressive Test certainly doesn't mean you have to have something against p... Read more
Sick & Twisted Test
Perverse. Geek. Irreverant. The Sick & Twisted Test. Please. If you are this test type, as you obviously are, please don't send me a message telling me about how you had sex in a gravey... Read more
