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First Mate

Avast, matey, you put away ### doubloons.

Bully for you, matey. You're right up there with the Captain himself, calling out the orders and passing out the grog. You're most likely a young lad, too- old enough to be strong but young enough not to know better. If you're already this well built for piracy, you may someday make yourself a fine captain. Or you'll get hanged next week, you never know.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • doubloons Distribution

    They scored 26% on doubloons, higher than 64% of your peers.

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Pirate King

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