The Big Lebowski Personality Test

All possible test results

Arthur Sellers

You are Arthur Sellers, head writer for the hit television series "Branded." You scored low in ALL categories. Apparently the only thing separating you from the dead is one big, noisy iron lung. Next ... Read more

Donny

Theodore Donald Karabotsos, you have no frame of reference. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know-- But you know what? You're still part of the group, and they ... Read more

Knox Harrington

You are Knox Harrington, the video artist! Irrational (you're an artist after all), possibly neutered, and kind of a wonder to behold. Nevertheless, you are widely respected within your crowd for your... Read more

Walter

You are Walter Sobchak. Highly unpredictable, but happy with who you are and proud of your right to say it. You follow the goddam rules and wonder why no one else follows the goddam rules. You may hav... Read more

Wu

You are Wu, the Chinaman (I'm sorry, I meant Asian-American). You're a born follower, which is not always a bad thing. Your friends, often muscular blonde men, look up to you and ask your advice when ... Read more

Bunny Lebowski

You are Bunny Lebowski, formerly Knutzen! You are spontaneous, but may not entirely think out how your actions will affect those around you. Still, you're damn hot and you may have even starred in a ... Read more

Maude Lebowski

You are Maude Lebowski, one of the two trustees for the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, and proud we are of all of them! You're creative and not easily disturbed. Your sense of authority makes you a ... Read more

Saddam Hussein

You are Saddam Hussein, the now-deposed despotic ruler of Iraq/bowling-shoe-disinfectant-sprayer! Relax; we don't mean this in a bad way. Simply put, while you may not entirely think out your actions,... Read more

Brandt

You are Brandt, personal valet to Jeffrey Lebowski! You're very bright, and certainly possess the necessary means for a, necessary means for a higher education. Having spent time in the company of str... Read more

Smokey

You are Smokey, fragile pacifist! You're very rational in your thinking, confident that you were not, in fact, over the line. You have a gentle demeanor, which hot-tempered people may be quick to expl... Read more

The Stranger

You are The Stranger! I dig your style, man. You got the whole cowboy thing goin' on. You're logical to the point of omniscience, and no one would ever question your authority. You are not easily inti... Read more

The Big Lebowski

You are Jeffrey Lebowski, influential man of business! You are highly logical and probably quite capitalistic. Unfortunately, we decided not to test your attitude to money. Still, we are confident you... Read more

The Jesus

You are Jesus Quintana - The Jesus! Known for your antics on the lane and your fascinating choice in fashionable attire. You've also got great dance moves. We don't want to intimate that you're a pede... Read more

The Dude

You are The Dude! You can think your way through a problem, but are perhaps a bit too quick to take advice from dubious sources. When misfortune comes your way, which it seems to do pretty often, you ... Read more

Jackie Treehorn

You are Jackie Treehorn, porn-vivant! You're logical, authoritative, and well-nigh invulnerable - a brilliant combination that keeps you in business. You draw a lot of water in your nice and quiet bea... Read more

Karl Hungus

You are Karl Hungus: porn star, nihilist, leader of the German synthpop trio Autobahn! You are definitely the chief persona in your group, defined by your overheated sex drive and your gruff presence.... Read more