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The Michael Bolton

You scored 57 % mulletosity!

You. Yes, you. You are the cream of the crop, the best of the best of the trailor park! Your dedication has earned you the glory of the Michael Bolton mullet. Even though he was going bald, he still grew it long in the back and wore it with pride. As do you my hickish friend, as do you.

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  • mulletosity Distribution

    They scored 57% on mulletosity, higher than 100% of your peers.

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Mullet Clipper

You are not very mullet friendly. You may pick on or point and call mulletheads hurtful names. Shame on you! The style will come back! It will I tell you! I demand you go and grow one immediately! Read more

The Preppy Mullet

You most likely had a mullet when you were younger, but as you grew up and matured you cut the back of your hair to match the top of your head. What is wrong with living in the past? Uh, NOTHING! I sa... Read more

The Ubermullet

You like mullets so much you trim your sidburns and bangs everyday to keep your mullet in tip top shape. Bravo and kudos for being awesome! MULLETS RULE! Read more

The Michael Bolton

You. Yes, you. You are the cream of the crop, the best of the best of the trailor park! Your dedication has earned you the glory of the Michael Bolton mullet. Even though he was going bald, he still g... Read more

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