The Un-awesome Depraved Mugger!
So, you're curious why depraved mugger? Between your violence, theft, and low purity scores what else would you expect?
Muggers are a very specific type of crook. Not my kind of thing, but they just don't find shoplifting enough of a challenge. Depraved muggers get their adrenaline rush from having power over someone else. Some use knives or guns, and some just jump people, but bottom line is they like to use force to get other people to give them their money.
My guess is you also love being dominant in bed. The last Depraved mugger I dated was. ;)
Good luck dodging the cops, and those gun toting NRA members. They're your worst enemy.
P.S. The Un-awesomeness of your person is completely due to your DISLIKE OF PEANUT BUTTER!
More tests we think you'll like
Taken 5325 times.
So, to be honest, I am just bored and I wanna know if there is anyone out there that matches my criteria for the type of man I want. Yes, I do want a ...
Taken 12201 times.
Hi! And welcome to my What Kind of Diaper Are You Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature.
Taken 38242 times.
This test is to show which kind of wife you are, or will be (if that is your thing). Remember to answer honestly, otherwise any future spouses out th...
Taken 4482 times.
Do you watch Showtime's Hit Series "The L Word". Of course you do. How into this show are you? Let's find out!
Taken 5943 times.
In my opinion, being adventurous is one of the best things you can do for yourself. If you try new things every now and then, sure you could run into...
Taken 8548 times.
What is your knowledge of Famous Movie Quotes?
Taken 2159 times.
Hi! And welcome to my Horse Racing Test.
Taken 97 times.
Hi! And welcome to my Lisa Loeb Lyrics Test. I will be testing your knowledge of Lisa Loeb song lyrics from all of her albums! this test is pretty tec...
Taken 2281 times.
Hello! This test will determine how much of a Star Wars fanatic/historian you are. Questions will include anything canon, meaning the Expanded Unive...
Taken 13266 times.
Hi! And welcome to the "Are You a Player" test. ** I THINK I have fixed what was wrong, so you should get a more "accurate" reading** Every...
Connect your existing OkCupid account
Restore your account to continue
meeting new people.
Reset your password
We’ll email you a link to reset it.
An email is on its way to .
If you don’t see it, try checking
your Spam folder.