The Complete Unpredictable Lunatic!
You scored 0% Theft, 0% Pure, 0% Violence, 0% Insanity, 0% Druggy, and 0% Mastermind!
You are quite certainly a criminal, or at least could be one, but your rap sheet would more likely consist of the following...
-Chasing innocent civilians with peanut butter on marshmallows
-Letting 500 chickens loose in manhattan
-Holding up Main St. traffic because your "traffic pig wouldn't make go goings!"
And just about any other crime that would inevitably come from the mind of an insane schizophrenic idiot with mercury poisoning and way too many missing brain cells from repeatedly slamming their head into their neighbor's car door.
You do have ONE redeeming quality though... Your awesomeness indicates you like peanutbutter. Whether for your idiotic purposes or for the taste.
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