The Complete Unpredictable Lunatic!

You scored 0% Theft, 0% Pure, 0% Violence, 0% Insanity, 0% Druggy, and 0% Mastermind!

 

You are quite certainly a criminal, or at least could be one, but your rap sheet would more likely consist of the following...

-Chasing innocent civilians with peanut butter on marshmallows

-Letting 500 chickens loose in manhattan

-Holding up Main St. traffic because your "traffic pig wouldn't make go goings!"

And just about any other crime that would inevitably come from the mind of an insane schizophrenic idiot with mercury poisoning and way too many missing brain cells from repeatedly slamming their head into their neighbor's car door.

 

You do have ONE redeeming quality though... Your awesomeness indicates you like peanutbutter. Whether for your idiotic purposes or for the taste.

All possible test results

The Un-awesome Depraved Mugger!

  So, you're curious why depraved mugger? Between your violence, theft, and low purity scores what else would you expect?   Muggers are a very specif... Read more

The Awesome Depraved Mugger

You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind!   You angry maniacal nutjob!/stron... Read more

The Complete Unpredictable Lunatic!

You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind!   You are quite certainly a crimina... Read more

Violent scum!

You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind!   Unlike most criminals, you don't gi... Read more

Thief du jour!

You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! You are the Thief Du Jour! For those uneducated pick... Read more

The Insatiable Druggy

You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind!   Most people commit crimes to get money, o... Read more

Doctor Evil

You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind!   You, my friend, are insane in a totally p... Read more

The Dirty Cop!

You're the type of person who, for the most part abides by law. However when it comes to finding those things that benefit you, you are an expert. Morals go out the window the second you know it wi... Read more

Nauseatingly pure!

You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! You make me puke!   You are the kind of per... Read more

Jack Of All Trades!

You, my friend are one able criminal. You scored a tie for at least a few of your scores. You may not be amazing at any one type of crime, but it's not a bad thing. You can easily knock off... Read more

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