The Awesome Depraved Mugger
You scored 0% Theft, 0% Pure, 0% Violence, 0% Insanity, 0% Druggy, and 0% Mastermind!
You angry maniacal nutjob!
You probably already know this, but mugging involves violently stealing money from someone. Considering your awesomeness you would more than likely mug them by chucking a jar of peanut butter at their head to knock them out before rummaging through their pockets and stealing their albertson's card, but that's right. You enjoy violence, and it getting you money is a wonderful plus!
Shoplifting just doesn't challenge you enough, and to be honest you enjoy having power over people. Even if only only by threats.
Where most muggers would love to threaten somebody with an implement such as a gun or knife, your awesomeness indicates a preference for threatening people to turn their wallets over using things to the effect of a reeses peanut butter cup, a tomato slicer, or perhaps a toilet plunger.
It may make your mugging more difficult, but damn it makes it more fun for you!
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