Test your criminal nature!
The Insatiable Druggy
You scored 0% Theft, 0% Pure, 0% Violence, 0% Insanity, 0% Druggy, and 0% Mastermind!
Most people commit crimes to get money, or for the feeling of committing the crime. You, my dear baked friend, just want the drugs. Stealing purses for drugs, cars for drugs, jars of peanut butter from retards for drugs... If you can hock it on the streets you'll steal it. If you could commit enough crimes to stay high 24/7, you know you'd be there. If the crime doesn't get you drugs or money for them... Oh, why am I still typing? You're too baked to read it anyways.
All possible test results
The Un-awesome Depraved Mugger!
So, you're curious why depraved mugger? Between your violence, theft, and low purity scores what else would you expect? Muggers are a very specif... Read more
The Awesome Depraved Mugger
You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! You angry maniacal nutjob!/stron... Read more
The Complete Unpredictable Lunatic!
You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! You are quite certainly a crimina... Read more
Violent scum!
You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! Unlike most criminals, you don't gi... Read more
Thief du jour!
You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! You are the Thief Du Jour! For those uneducated pick... Read more
The Insatiable Druggy
You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! Most people commit crimes to get money, o... Read more
Doctor Evil
You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! You, my friend, are insane in a totally p... Read more
The Dirty Cop!
You're the type of person who, for the most part abides by law. However when it comes to finding those things that benefit you, you are an expert. Morals go out the window the second you know it wi... Read more
Nauseatingly pure!
You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! You make me puke! You are the kind of per... Read more
Jack Of All Trades!
You, my friend are one able criminal. You scored a tie for at least a few of your scores. You may not be amazing at any one type of crime, but it's not a bad thing. You can easily knock off... Read more
