Doctor Evil

You scored 0% Theft, 0% Pure, 0% Violence, 0% Insanity, 0% Druggy, and 0% Mastermind!

 

You, my friend, are insane in a totally practical way. You could smoothe talk any judge or cop, and if you couldn't talk your way out of it your cronies would just beat them to death.

 

Your best friend would be somewhere in the leagues of Al Capone or Charles Manson. After all, why do your own dirty work when you could just pay someone else to? Then again, why pay them when you could use your brilliant criminal mind to talk them into doing it before you pay them, and just have someone else whack em. Can't pay a dead man, right?

 

It's always easier to just have someone else bury the bodies, get foes out of your way, or if all else fails take the fall for ya.

 

By the way, congratulations. I've decided to let you live afterall. You like peanut butter.

All possible test results

The Un-awesome Depraved Mugger!

  So, you're curious why depraved mugger? Between your violence, theft, and low purity scores what else would you expect?   Muggers are a very specif... Read more

The Awesome Depraved Mugger

You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind!   You angry maniacal nutjob!/stron... Read more

The Complete Unpredictable Lunatic!

You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind!   You are quite certainly a crimina... Read more

Violent scum!

You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind!   Unlike most criminals, you don't gi... Read more

Thief du jour!

You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! You are the Thief Du Jour! For those uneducated pick... Read more

The Insatiable Druggy

You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind!   Most people commit crimes to get money, o... Read more

Doctor Evil

You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind!   You, my friend, are insane in a totally p... Read more

The Dirty Cop!

You're the type of person who, for the most part abides by law. However when it comes to finding those things that benefit you, you are an expert. Morals go out the window the second you know it wi... Read more

Nauseatingly pure!

You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! You make me puke!   You are the kind of per... Read more

Jack Of All Trades!

You, my friend are one able criminal. You scored a tie for at least a few of your scores. You may not be amazing at any one type of crime, but it's not a bad thing. You can easily knock off... Read more

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