Test your criminal nature!
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Thief du jour!
You don't just have sticky fingers, you keep a vaccuum in your pocket!
You scored 55% Theft, 33% Pure, 17% Violence, 22% Insanity, 51% Druggy, and 41% Mastermind! You are the Thief Du Jour! For those uneducated pickpockets, out there it means Thief Of The Day, in French.
You're the kind of person that always has an eye out for cameras in stores even if you aren't stealing anything, but good luck not walking out with something! You've probably already though of double sided tape in your palm or on your fingertips to snag stuff from bins... You may be, or may not be, brilliant in any other field but when it comes to theft you're the cream of the crop.
Cars disappear around your neighborhood and no one knows where they go, and any store you set foot it always comes up hundreds short on their inventory. Your biggest honed skills are probably along the lines of recognizing Loss Prevention associates, avoiding cameras with slight of hand, and memorizing what does or doesn't have a theft prevention device on it that is difficult to remove.
Hey! Where'd my lighter go? Give it back!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 55% on Theft, higher than 71% of your peers.
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They scored 33% on Pure, higher than 17% of your peers.
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They scored 17% on Violence, higher than 38% of your peers.
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They scored 22% on Insanity, higher than 55% of your peers.
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They scored 51% on Druggy, higher than 86% of your peers.
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They scored 41% on Mastermind, higher than 33% of your peers.
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They scored 33% on Awesomeness, higher than 11% of your peers.
All possible test results
The Un-awesome Depraved Mugger!
So, you're curious why depraved mugger? Between your violence, theft, and low purity scores what else would you expect? Muggers are a very specif... Read more
The Awesome Depraved Mugger
You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! You angry maniacal nutjob!/stron... Read more
The Complete Unpredictable Lunatic!
You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! You are quite certainly a crimina... Read more
Violent scum!
You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! Unlike most criminals, you don't gi... Read more
Thief du jour!
You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! You are the Thief Du Jour! For those uneducated pick... Read more
The Insatiable Druggy
You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! Most people commit crimes to get money, o... Read more
Doctor Evil
You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! You, my friend, are insane in a totally p... Read more
The Dirty Cop!
You're the type of person who, for the most part abides by law. However when it comes to finding those things that benefit you, you are an expert. Morals go out the window the second you know it wi... Read more
Nauseatingly pure!
You scored $(Theft)% Theft, $(Pure)% Pure, $(Violence)% Violence, $(Insanity)% Insanity, $(Druggy)% Druggy, and $(Mastermind)% Mastermind! You make me puke! You are the kind of per... Read more
Jack Of All Trades!
You, my friend are one able criminal. You scored a tie for at least a few of your scores. You may not be amazing at any one type of crime, but it's not a bad thing. You can easily knock off... Read more
