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Doctor Evil

You make insane look sexy!

You scored 20% Theft, 61% Pure, 8% Violence, 12% Insanity, 8% Druggy, and 40% Mastermind!

 

You, my friend, are insane in a totally practical way. You could smoothe talk any judge or cop, and if you couldn't talk your way out of it your cronies would just beat them to death.

 

Your best friend would be somewhere in the leagues of Al Capone or Charles Manson. After all, why do your own dirty work when you could just pay someone else to? Then again, why pay them when you could use your brilliant criminal mind to talk them into doing it before you pay them, and just have someone else whack em. Can't pay a dead man, right?

 

It's always easier to just have someone else bury the bodies, get foes out of your way, or if all else fails take the fall for ya.

 

By the way, congratulations. I've decided to let you live afterall. You like peanut butter.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Theft Distribution

    They scored 20% on Theft, higher than 21% of your peers.

  • Pure Distribution

    They scored 61% on Pure, higher than 65% of your peers.

  • Violence Distribution

    They scored 8% on Violence, higher than 8% of your peers.

  • Insanity Distribution

    They scored 12% on Insanity, higher than 27% of your peers.

  • Druggy Distribution

    They scored 8% on Druggy, higher than 32% of your peers.

  • Mastermind Distribution

    They scored 40% on Mastermind, higher than 30% of your peers.

  • Awesomeness Distribution

    They scored 67% on Awesomeness, higher than 96% of your peers.

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