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Thief du jour!

You don't just have sticky fingers, you keep a vaccuum in your pocket!

You scored 66% Theft, 32% Pure, 23% Violence, 26% Insanity, 44% Druggy, and 53% Mastermind! You are the Thief Du Jour! For those uneducated pickpockets, out there it means Thief Of The Day, in French.

 

You're the kind of person that always has an eye out for cameras in stores even if you aren't stealing anything, but good luck not walking out with something! You've probably already though of double sided tape in your palm or on your fingertips to snag stuff from bins... You may be, or may not be, brilliant in any other field but when it comes to theft you're the cream of the crop.

Cars disappear around your neighborhood and no one knows where they go, and any store you set foot it always comes up hundreds short on their inventory. Your biggest honed skills are probably along the lines of recognizing Loss Prevention associates, avoiding cameras with slight of hand, and memorizing what does or doesn't have a theft prevention device on it that is difficult to remove.

Hey! Where'd my lighter go? Give it back!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Theft Distribution

    They scored 66% on Theft, higher than 86% of your peers.

  • Pure Distribution

    They scored 32% on Pure, higher than 16% of your peers.

  • Violence Distribution

    They scored 23% on Violence, higher than 49% of your peers.

  • Insanity Distribution

    They scored 26% on Insanity, higher than 65% of your peers.

  • Druggy Distribution

    They scored 44% on Druggy, higher than 80% of your peers.

  • Mastermind Distribution

    They scored 53% on Mastermind, higher than 69% of your peers.

  • Awesomeness Distribution

    They scored 67% on Awesomeness, higher than 96% of your peers.

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