While other thieves consider themselves employees, or professionals, consider yourself an artist. While you don't always spend time planning before a job, it helps. The rest of your brilliance is in your improvisation during the job. Complicated plans seem to come to you on a whim and always work out. You see routes and possibilities instantly that would take most years to plan. Best of all, you can pull them off. You wouldn't trust many to follow your plans, and besides, you need to adapt and make new plans when things go wrong. If you want something done right, do it yourself. Bloodshed usually isn't necessary, and you feel thieves that leave a trail of bodies are unprofessional. It takes so little effort to spare lives, for you anyways.
"Ah, you don't see it? Pity. Well, have fun chasing shadows, I'm off to the castle treasury. I'll bring you back a trinket, amateur."
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