Their result for The What *Kind* of Friend? Test ...

Hugs in Common

You scored:62% for Emotionally Intimate Friendship73% for Physically Intimate Friendship69% for Common Interests31% for your Sense of Humor

Wow... we have lots of things in common and are open to physical connectedness! Whether that is holding hands in the museum, sitting knee to knee doing a craft project, snuggling on the couch watching a movie, or discussing our latest book find in bed... there is obviously an incredible possibility of connection here...

I should probably remind you that this test has not *excluded* you from anything. It is designed to illuminate the ways in which we might experience friendship - the assumption is that if you passed my first test - which was intended to exclude the majority - that I already felt there would be adequate cause for friendship. This test simply explored what we might have in common, and what kind of friends we were likely to be... not how *good* of friends we would likely be...

...some of my best friends have actually scored in this category!

If you felt the test results were inaccurate, I might note that some have had difficulties with the test because some of the humor bits require you to leave the test to go elsewhere, which occasionally confuses the test engine a bit. If you re-take the test, knowing already what your answers would be ahead of time, you are likely to get a more accurate result. Despite how it might seem, there were actually only 20 questions!

Finally, thank you very much for actually taking the time to take the test. As a reward for your diligence, I would be honored to offer a full free hour of therapeutic massage... that normally runs my clients $100+ ...all you have to do is arrange a date and time and show up! Not a bad perk for just taking a test, eh?

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Emotional Distribution

    They scored 62% on Emotional, higher than 4% of your peers.

  • Physical Distribution

    They scored 73% on Physical, higher than 12% of your peers.

  • Interests Distribution

    They scored 69% on Interests, higher than 24% of your peers.

  • Humor Distribution

    They scored 31% on Humor, higher than 23% of your peers.

All possible test results

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The Acquaintance

Hmm... we don't have much in common... that doesn't mean that we couldn't be friends, but chances are that when push comes to shove, it is possible that there would struggle to find our connection.br... Read more

The Funny Friend

Wow... someone that probably actually gets my sense of humor. That is pretty freakin' rare! ...you might roll your eyes... ...but you are smart enough not to smoke them...b... Read more

Activity Buddies

It sounds like we have alot of things in common! It is great to be able to have someone to *do* things with, where one of you doesn't feel like you are being dragged along against one's will.b... Read more

Interesting Laugh

We share a good many interests, and you even somehow might find cause to occasionally tolerate my (bad) jokes fairly well. It will be fun to be able to do things that we both find enjoyable - and have... Read more

The Snuggler

Some connections are beyond words, emotion, or even logic. Sometimes only a hug will do... ...or something more intimate... Regardless of the specifics of what it would mean... Read more

The Snuggle Monkey

Somehow you somehow manage to get my humor, and you don't seem to be terribly opposed to being hugged occasionally... ...or something... ...it will be fun to find our ... Read more

Hugs in Common

Wow... we have lots of things in common and are open to physical connectedness! Whether that is holding hands in the museum, sitting knee to knee doing a craft project, snuggling on the couch watchin... Read more

Cerebral Friends

Together we are rational... ...or we would like to think so... We would likely connect well physically, and have lots of common interests... and somehow you manage to ... Read more

True Blue

We would likely come to be connected deeply, and at a very emotional level. Instead of basing our friendship on the physical realm or in common interests, we would tend to choose to allow ourselves t... Read more

Truly Funny

Take an emotional connection and add lots of humor, and that would be us! It is good to know that when the chips are down, we can always find a humorous way to break through any communications iss... Read more

Deeper Common Ground

We are prone to connect emotionally, and enjoy many of the same sorts of things... that means we connect far more deeply than most friends do. Because we share so many commmon interests, we are likel... Read more

Platonic Soulmates

We could be that friendly couple that comes closest to that elusive platonic ideal as any do. Connected at an emotional level, with lots of laughter and shared interests, we have a level of intimacy ... Read more

Balanced Friendship

The combination of emotional and physical connections would likely lead to a well balanced and loving friendship. There is potential for real intimacy on multiple levels here... ...it's v... Read more

Funny Loving Friend

Well... maybe not *that* kind of loving, but with puns, one never really knows, does one? Anything is possible, and a good laugh along the way makes finding out how serious (and funny) our friendship... Read more

Stoic Friend

We have alot in common... a high potential for emotional and physical connection, and lots of shared interests... I am guessing you might have some issues with my odd sense of humor thoug - which is f... Read more

The Superfriend

You are potentially the most intimate of friends - Emotional connection, Physical connection... Shared interests... and compatable sense of humor... it doesn't get much better than this! ... Read more

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