Their result for The Political Affiliation Test ...

Conservative Scum

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You may think you're American, but you're just another hapless bastard taking away our freedoms and ruining the American way of life. You'll be the first against the wall when the rest wake up and smell the coffee.

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  • polipoints Distribution

    They scored -22% on polipoints, higher than 1% of your peers.

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Conservative Scum

You may think you're American, but you're just another hapless bastard taking away our freedoms and ruining the American way of life. You'll be the first against the wall when the rest wake up and sme... Read more

Republican

For whatever reason, you seem to think taking away some freedoms is necessary for our way of life. You're wrong. Sorry. Go read "Dude, Where's My Country" and "Stupid White Men" by Michael Moore... yo... Read more

Apathetic Fool

It's people like you who hinder this country from great progress. While I hate conservatives and strongly dislike republicans, I'd still rather have you believe in something and take a side that float... Read more

Democrat

I got love for ya, and I'm glad you're at least doing something to make progress toward the America we should be. Keep up the good work. Read more

Liberal

You're in the know, and I'll bet you invite as many people as you can to the party. I'm proud of you -- it's people like you and me who will bring this country into the glory of freedom it should be. ... Read more

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