Inverted Bizwams

Woah nelly! You simpering doormat! You jugs are so small that they have actually inverted and you have two hollow spaces in the middle of your chest. Get some backbone!

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Inverted Bizwams

Woah nelly! You simpering doormat! You jugs are so small that they have actually inverted and you have two hollow spaces in the middle of your chest. Get some backbone! Read more

Flat chested

You don't tend to like telling people what to do, and you appear to judge before making any decisions. This is because of your internal teeny boobies nature, which allows anyone to walk over you. Read more

34C

You're compassionate, and although you're a nice person, you're able to stand up for things. This is because your boob size is not intimidating to other people, yet you have enough of them to be able ... Read more

36DD

Go you! You're cranky and mean most of the time, although on occasion you're able to bend to other people and do them a favour. Oh gracious one, this is because your bobs give you power, but they rest... Read more

40E

Woaah! Someone got bitchy. Because of the amazing power, strength, and skill your boobs give you, you have the incredible ability of pushing anyone you like around. Go you! Read more

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