Staff Tests

The Slut Test

The Results ARE IN! You are

34% Slut

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 34% slutty.

The Last 18 Slutty Submissions

  • “Had a one night stand and flashed his freinds!”

    vas (51% slutty), USA
  • “i have made out in a public bathroom”

    clhz (54% slutty), ottawa,ontario.canada
  • “gay sex”

    mf (85% slutty), northern,nj,usa
  • “had sex w/ an ex, her best friend , and one of her friends, all in the same nite, in separate incidents, when only the two friends , 'kinda' knew about what was up ..? funny, the next day, everyone acted like nothing had happened ...?? ”

    pm (74% slutty), phoenix, AZ
  • “I once had sex with a woman in a suburban forest behind a golf course.”

    ALL (59% slutty), Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA
  • “Given anal sex to my wige's boyfriens while she videod us.”

    BF (78% slutty), Tipperary, Ireland
  • “I shared one of my girlfriends with my bestfriend... not a threesome”

    CLC (62% slutty), Louisville, Kentucky, USA
  • “I have done it with a guy and into him and then the next week almost have a one night stand with another.”

    LLS (53% slutty), San Francisco
  • “never done anything "slutty2”

    KS (48% slutty), Iceland
  • “When I was 19 I lost my virginity to a cougar swinger in front of her husband....a small audience and a giant porn style mirror.”

    CB (41% slutty), Fresno, CA
  • “One night stand”

    AGM (57% slutty), Delaware, USA
  • “Foursome with three women! :D”

    KKS (64% slutty), Mangalore
  • “I once had sex with a D-list celebrity and let them film it, then got it posted on a gossip blog. ”

    JPH (62% slutty), Bakersfield, CA, USA
  • “Had sex with my boyfriend in my bed in the middle of the night with my deaf little sister sleeping in the same room.”

    LAA (50% slutty), NJ
  • “ORGY”

    BPG (62% slutty), China
  • “ got some in a restroom, got down in the same room as friends also getting down (no lights)”

    JW (64% slutty), Temecula,Ca
  • “Had my friend suck my cock while it was still wet from my girlfriend's pussy.”

    CNL (79% slutty), Minneapolis
  • “Ha, ha, NO!”

    AED (60% slutty), Phoenix, Arizona, USA

A Few Collected Statistics

Across all 16 test takers.

  • 7355218% have french-kissed someone
  • 6342850% have had sex
  • 3543362% would date someone just for the sex
  • 4731837% shave their pubes
  • 2648725% fantasize about prostitution.
  • 2387956% fantasize about rape
  • 3356168% have had anal sex