Staff Tests

The Slut Test

by Chris Coyne & Christian Rudder

The Results ARE IN! You are

36% Slut

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 36% slutty.

The Last 22 Slutty Submissions

“orgy”
pp (78% slutty), oregon
“Got picked up walking down the street, got into the guys car who told me clearly he had a girlfriend, but wanted a blowjob. I traded him a gram of pot for a blowjob and he dropped me off at my house never to be seen again, but I totally enjoyed the pot with my friends. :) Oh, and there's that time at a Jane's Addiction concert where I gave a total stranger a hand job standing up in the third row from the stage. Yeah, never talked to him again either.”
LMH (82% slutty), Los Angeles, CA
“Hooked up at work”
SM (45% slutty),
“met someone at a club, took their number, told them to come over in the middle of the night, met him at the door naked, had sex and kicked him out. ”
MAR (70% slutty), Sarasota, FL, USA
“Had anal sex with an ex while she was also using a vibrator (vaginal).”
BW (33% slutty), Waltham, MA
“I actually did prostitute myself for a very short period of time. I was a desperate junkie, my husband (also a junkie) wouldn't get a job and I couldn't find anyone who would hire me for a straight job in the shape I was in. My self-esteem was in the gutter, and I hated myself. I actually tried to kill myself shortly thereafter.”
KRB (73% slutty), Brooklyn, NY
“In my younger years I participated in a 2 men 4 women orgy.”
ms (57% slutty), Virginia
“Chased after a guy when I'm supposed to like someone else”
KK (32% slutty), Poop
“Had oral sex at the back of a movie theatre while watching "where the wild things are".”
ETH (37% slutty), NY, NY
“sex in a night club”
wfs (76% slutty), washington, DC
“gave a handjob while my dad was driving the car; and/or gave a blowjob in the locker room at high school”
EB (72% slutty), New York, NY
“i slept with six grannys in a row”
OAB (81% slutty), Emmeloord
“fucked my best friends wide in the ass 1 day before their wedding and he still doesnt know. lol”
sd (81% slutty), Florida
“Once I gave a striptease for my ex boyfriend and his best friend,, i was so drunk that time....”
P.H (48% slutty), Zwolle, The Netherlands
“Receiving anal sex by a woman.”
TPT (56% slutty), Madrid
“gotten blowed by a male friend”
REJ (47% slutty), Mattapoisett MA
“That would have to be the time when I was in the army....”
djg (61% slutty), PA, USA
“ALOT OF THINGS......!”
zb (71% slutty), hoboken nj
“fucked my ex backstage while my then current girlfriend was waiting for me in the car so we could go home and fuck. haha.”
aj (79% slutty), sacramento, ca, usa
“had sex at an elementary school”
DRW (63% slutty), New York
“Preformed oral sex on a guy I just met.”
BCA (31% slutty), USA
“Hooked up with a guy I met that night.”
BCA (32% slutty), USA