Staff Tests

The Slut Test

by Chris Coyne & Christian Rudder

The Results ARE IN! You are

57% Slut

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 57% slutty.

The Last 8 Slutty Submissions

“I was at a house party and got pretty drunk with a good straight girlfriend of mine. We ended up making out which led to groping and then we went to a back room to be alone where I proceeded to finger her. It was dark so we thought we were alone in the room but we weren't. We found out because some guy had gone to sleep in there before us and told us later that "he wasn't asleep" while he was in there.”
AF (28% slutty), Tampa, Florida, USA
“sleep with a friend”
A (49% slutty), New York
“no clue”
rhd (52% slutty), kyle and abilene, texas, usa
“Had sex on my roof with an amazing view and very voyaristic”
MPM (44% slutty), New York, NY
“sex in a park got trapped there . with a guy i just met. ”
sth (63% slutty), ireland
“Rape”
whor (42% slutty), caektown
“had sex outside an a civil war battlefield”
kkg (51% slutty), florida
“The sluttiest thing I have ever done was to fuck a married man in broad daylight whose pregnant wife was due the next day!”
ALT (81% slutty), IDAHO