Staff Tests

The Slut Test

by Chris Coyne & Christian Rudder

The Results ARE IN! You are

59% Slut

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 59% slutty.

The Last 24 Slutty Submissions

“No way!”
MN (69% slutty), USA
“i had a one night stand with two guys i didnt even know was fun as hell”
AR (45% slutty), Indiana
“Had an orgy with 2 girls and 1 other guy.”
rcm (68% slutty), Oregon
“one night stand with someone whoes name i didnt know”
CRK (57% slutty), davenport, iowa, usa
“slept with the ex's best friend right after breakin up with the ex (waste of time...) ”
cani (70% slutty),
“had sex with a younger, extremely sexy guy while my best friend and her male friend were in the room. Then felt bad and went outside and did it on the driveway.”
JMJ (56% slutty), Bristol, UK
“I killed your mama”
cwm (50% slutty), IN and no further
“i had sex with all of my exs at the same time”
jzb (88% slutty), none of ur bissnessvill
“did it with my friends mom,dad,sister, and little brother”
kp (91% slutty), IL None of your bissness
“Had sex after knowing a guy for three days”
(53% slutty),
“A co-worker, whom I was dating, and I went to an empty floor in our building to hook up. It was great!”
JW (40% slutty), Austin, TX
“Hand job on the motorway”
(63% slutty),
“fucked gf while she took it in all holes.”
kk (73% slutty), toronto on
“sex in a winery bathroom”
vs (53% slutty), new york
“had sex with 2 guys late one night and a bj from different guy in the morning”
md (72% slutty), new york
“Slept with 3 different people behind my girlfriends back all in one night one of which was a hoe ”
TMP (82% slutty), UK
“Had sex outside of work right after my shift was over. It was kinda hidden, but the people on the freeway might have seen it.”
(50% slutty), USA
“Nothing ever”
JPC (23% slutty), Tucson AZ USA
“I banged the old lady from the movie Titanic. She was hard up for it and I was on my lunch break.”
MJM (86% slutty), Hittin nuetral in the tail of a comet
“had sex with my mom, sisters, cousin, teacher, boss, jesus”
MJ (82% slutty), Andorra
“cyber sexed”
dmb (29% slutty), michigan
“sex on a roof”
mn (57% slutty), hollywood
“3 some with an ex and her new GF”
(59% slutty),
“Pretended I had never had anal sex to get a girlfriend to try it.”
GF (67% slutty), Chicago