Staff Tests
The Slut Test
by Chris Coyne & Christian Rudder
The Results ARE IN! You are
60% Slut
Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 60% slutty.
The Last 5 Slutty Submissions
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“Slept with a strip club owners wife.”
dfb (52% slutty), S.F. -
“Given head on a ride in Disney World.”
KMG (56% slutty), Londonderry, New Hampshire -
“Swapped partners”
jcm (56% slutty), Bonner Springs, KS -
“i have licked female assholes”
aag (59% slutty), hightstown nj -
“sex on a pedestrian bridge”
(47% slutty), Pennsylvania
A Few Collected Statistics
Across all 1802439060 test takers.
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0% have french-kissed someone
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0% have had sex
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0% would date someone just for the sex
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0% shave their pubes
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0% fantasize about prostitution.
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0% fantasize about rape
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0% have had anal sex
- Taking It Right Now
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JuanitoL
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LessThanVicious
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- Recent Results
- CaptainJill 48% slut
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jack23-4u
24% slut
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msc427
37% slut
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Belzaro
50% slut
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InternationalO
53% slut
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Mekkie
41% slut
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i_am_not-my-name
42% slut
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voyagerfan99
34% slut
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OperaDivaNYC
70% slut
- cjc3271 52% slut
