Staff Tests

The Slut Test

The Results ARE IN! You are

60% Slut

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 60% slutty.

The Last 5 Slutty Submissions

  • “Slept with a strip club owners wife.”

    dfb (52% slutty), S.F.
  • “Given head on a ride in Disney World.”

    KMG (56% slutty), Londonderry, New Hampshire
  • “Swapped partners”

    jcm (56% slutty), Bonner Springs, KS
  • “i have licked female assholes”

    aag (59% slutty), hightstown nj
  • “sex on a pedestrian bridge”

    (47% slutty), Pennsylvania

A Few Collected Statistics

Across all 1802439060 test takers.

  • 0% have french-kissed someone
  • 0% have had sex
  • 0% would date someone just for the sex
  • 0% shave their pubes
  • 0% fantasize about prostitution.
  • 0% fantasize about rape
  • 0% have had anal sex