Staff Tests

The Slut Test

by Chris Coyne & Christian Rudder

The Results ARE IN! You are

64% Slut

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 64% slutty.

The Last 25 Slutty Submissions

“nothing”
eg (24% slutty), New London
“I've looked for someone on Internet just for them to see me masturbating on cam”
IAG (47% slutty), Spain
“Had sex with a girl to turn her on for my ex to have sex with.”
BDP (78% slutty), California
“I went down on a guys ass and he loved it, it was the first time I ever did that. I just wonted to know if I was good at it.”
ss (25% slutty), boston, ma
“Made out with someone when we were both drunk, knowing that it meant nothing and would go nowhere (I did this once).”
JSW (33% slutty), Philadelphia
“Broke up with girlfriend, hooked up with a different ex, had 'pity sex' with a friend, then got back together with the first girlfriend all within 10 days.”
TJB (60% slutty), Washington, DC, USA
“I had sex on my old elementary school playground”
(45% slutty),
“Multiple partners in one day”
TMH (66% slutty), Austin, TX
“Your mom”
USA (83% slutty), Bollywood
“Couple Swap”
DRZ (73% slutty), Ohio
“I slept with my x's x/slash/enemy while we were still dating and made it obvious that I had slept with him to make him mad or upset he was cheeting on me.”
DRS (71% slutty), USA
“Back when I was in an open marriage, I was with my lover (not my wife) during the day, and then that evening had a steamy foursome with my wife and another couple.”
rlc (71% slutty), Gainesville, FL, USA
“sex in a baskin robbins bath room”
jh (66% slutty), tx
“Had sex with my girlfriend and her best friend in the school toilet.”
M. (57% slutty),
“2 guys at once”
JS (70% slutty), Newport Beach, CA
“I had sex with my brother..”
(53% slutty),
“fooled around with someone i just met on the grayhound”
sd (57% slutty), texas
“Had sex with a guys wife while he watched in a church at night”
MAB (57% slutty), USA
“First it started in the hot tub then was lead to the bedroom and let 3 chicks take turns holding me down while they ran a train on me....6 tits, 9 holes, what a night!!!”
BJ (74% slutty), Dallas
“peed in someones hair”
f.u (58% slutty), dallas
“sex with sisters.”
coc (80% slutty), dubcs
“Fucked a random guy in a club bathroom and also flirted with his boyfriend later that night.”
DJD (73% slutty), Salt Lake City, UT, USA
“Sex with a married woman [separated, but not yet divorced] on the kitchen counter...she would not stop coming on to me, even after weeks of rejections.”
RDL (54% slutty), USA
“To many to type out. ”
AJP (72% slutty), Anchorage, Alaska
“anal sex in a one night stand”
lb (48% slutty), florida