Staff Tests

The Slut Test

The Results ARE IN! You are

72% Slut

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 72% slutty.

A Few Collected Statistics

Across all 8 test takers.

  • 14710350% have french-kissed someone
  • 12685612% have had sex
  • 7086700% would date someone just for the sex
  • 9463637% shave their pubes
  • 5297400% fantasize about prostitution.
  • 4775875% fantasize about rape
  • 6712262% have had anal sex